paige amanda. 22 years old. socially inept & outrageously rude. a dreamer and writer with varying degrees of success and muse. if i like it, i blog it. my interests range from bizarre to cliché, change often and abruptly and don’t have any fucks to give. if you want to know more, my ask box is always open. don't hesitate to drop me a question or comment. i really don't bite at all.

Oh dear, did you forget
the way the world wraps itself around us when we are together,
and releases the lightest of sighs?

Come here,
I will claim you as a sin,
and with a kiss, I’ll remind you:
Our coming together was the last piece
of nature’s puzzle
and this, this is what coming home feels like.


Phoebe Tonkin + clumsiness



Am I the only one who noticed Scarlett Johansson was a man for half a second….



plot twist: it’s jeremy renner 

lookit those arms




Don’t forget we have to wake up Green Day tomorrow.


"i love you so much it actually frightens me
i’d gone so long being comfortably numb,
and then you happened
you fucking happened and it changed everything"
---i don’t know how to love correctly but i swear i’m trying (via catastrophicmemoirs)


Lance loves the water bucket.. He dunked his head in it like 4 times and kept blowing bubbles.. I love this horse so much

"Well, I’d find sleeping with you a pleasant thing, but I’d prefer making love with you a few dozen times first."
---Born in Shame by Nora Roberts (via room-of-books)



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"Your blue eyes fucked me up."
---A 6 word story (heyyitsskenna)
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yo but mermaid monster hybrids though

  • vampire mermaids who prey on their own kind — when they get bitten, their scales fall off, their tails turn a slick and fleshy grey, a dorsal fin begins to sprout from their spine, and suddenly there’s six rows of teeth where once there was only one
  • mermaid medusas who’ve got eels for hair and it’s not their gaze that can turn you to stone but their song
  • fairy mermaids who’re born of spite and mischief — they’re small, the size of seahorses, and they speed through the currents causing mayhem and sometimes destruction
  • were-mermaids who turn into huge, hulking great whites when the full moon filters through the deep waters, who cannot be restrained because what shackles can you find in the deep?, who leave blood and guts in their wake

Let’s go deeper

  • Mermaid dryads tied to a whole kept forest, fins and hair perfectly camouflaged with their natural habitat. They drift serenely through their gardens until it is threatened, when the whole kelp forest turns on the attacker and drags it down to its death.
  • Elementally aligned mermaids - air-aligned mermaids leap joyously from the water and glide on tough fins, punching through the surface of the water like tiny spears of silver-blue. Fire-aligned mermaids drawn to deep volcanic vents, blind and sickly-white with teeth that fit together like a sieve.
  • Kraken mermaids.
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i’m pretty intense when it comes to relationships, platonic ones as well. If I feel a connection with someone, I’m willing to go there.



do you ever see something and just


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Go down a waterslide when it isn’t wet and you’ll understand why foreplay is so important.





This is the best explanation I’ve ever read.

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